|Via Finga Fingerboards|
|Strangely, you play as a ball sack rather than a finger in this game.|
First of all, the game would need some character customization. You'd play as a disembodied middle and index finger, which would of course be able to be customized to be male or female, have different skin tones, vary in girth, and have totally righteous nail polish (although this might be reserved for equipment drops and expensive DLC).
|Think Thumb Thumbs from Spy Kids.|
But wait, there's more! The content of this hypothetical game just doubled because I'm throwing in Tech Deck scooters as a separate player class! No worries though, because you can change your class at any time (for the small cost of $10 per change).
Really, who wouldn't buy this game? If you have more ideas for a Tech Deck MMO, let me know in the comments!
-Thanks to Bryan S. for the idea of this post.
For more ridiculous game concepts, check out how I'd turn the Firefly series into games or even the Bible!